February 8, 2016
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This week a TV movie crushes a group of reviewers that has already been beaten down by so many bad films this season. The cherry on the top of this steaming pile is The Hoff!
Armin & Arden join your hosts and discuss a movie Marvel would like to forget.
David Hasselhoff, one of the costars is actually named Ron Canada! Arden is in love with the Swedish villainess,
Viper! The Hoff
says he’s a better Nick Fury than Samuel L. Jackson. What’s your job?
“I write only super hero movies. All of them. Good or bad.” Arden points out in
Schwarzenegger has a nice house & is doing well. In contrast, The Hoff in this film is working a mine in the Yukon? Commando Armin mentions this
Key & Peele sketch about a retired military specialist that highlights the cliché. Of course, he can’t watch that clip because it will only work if you’re in the States. Thanks for nothing, internet. The spokesperson for collagen,
Lisa Rinna. Everyone loves The Hoff. Chris believes even K.I.T.T. must have hit on him in
. Knight Rider Chris thinks this movie is all kinds of
gone wrong. Paul says, Stargate SG-1 . Babylon 5 The British character in the film is the “comic relief,” and the actor was really happy to do it.
He says so in this old article. The guys get in a discussion of other bad movies you’d watch instead of this one. Which is worse, this movie or
? Batman & Robin Armin believes Ron Canada is the affordable
James Earl Jones and calls him Mufasa. Gary in the chatroom thinks the only thing that could make the movie worse is
Brendan Fraser. The henchmen are the
Blue Man Group? Arden thinks the set from the baddies’ lair was stolen for the recent
film. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The villainess has obviously been through the
treatment and it didn’t work. A Clockwork Orange She crazy. All of The Hoff’s best lines are in the
Quotes section on IMDB. Armin says the mind reading scenes are just
Action Essentials 2 plopped into the TV film. Armin also adds that he missed years of the plot of
on a restroom break. Interstellar Arturo in the chat room reminds us of the great website,
RunPee.com. For just such an occasion. The Hoff has been poisoned, but not from eating
cancerous rats. Paul’s pitch for the new
Oregon Trail: “Two of your party have died of cancerous rat poisoning.”
Terry David Mulligan is recognized by Arden because he did a lot of Canadian TV shows. Here, he’s the president of the USA. We saw
so we’re going to steal Gremlins this bit. Arden thinks the false ending with The Hoff & Lips on the Helicarrier could have been more
-like. Titanic Wait, there’s a helicarrier? Yes,
the Lego version is very expensive. Armin says this movie is better than
, but as bad Gymkata . Waterworld Arden tells us the other movies that came out this year,
, The Big Lebowski and American History X . Saving Private Ryan Generally, things started to turn around for Marvel with
and Blade . X-Men Arden read
for the articles. Baywatch Armin says you should watch
and Chris recommends Blade . Spider-Man Arden suggests
while Paul warns you to not watch Spectre , ever. Tomorrowland
Since the film was so very bad, ignore it. Instead, be sure to check out Arden’s
Prairie Noodle Shop and Armin’s webcomic, Biasedcat. Thanks to both of them for watching the film and reviewing it. Thank you for listening!
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