Revenge of the Ninja
December 18, 2014
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This show we review some 80s kung fu goodness. Get out your pen & paper, it’s time to count the number of bad stereotypes and the amount of times we say, “boobs!” Synthesizers, bad dialogue, karate kids and more synthesizers. This episode is a blast thanks to our guest, Arden.
Interested in the film?
Or cheap out and watch,
. It has all the great scenes covered, even the great pickup line, “If you want to workout, you forgot your pants.” Revenge of the Ninja in 4 minutes
Lake-effect snow, ladies & gentleman.” Arden’s first movie memories revolve around horror films like
, The Deep and Alien . Friday the 13th What’s a
video tape rewinder? Let’s raise some money and get Arden a new
. Barbarella Laserdisc What’s this Canadian
Superchannel thing? Cartoon boobs? Kids will be kids and watch
. Heavy Metal Fan site love for the actor in the film,
Sho Kosagi. Playing his son in the movie is his real life son, Kane Kosagi. Trick editing, the secret of movie ninjas! Started by the early French master,
Georges Méliès. Before
Katniss was the Mockingjay, there was Sho’s family symbol which they proudly wear on their stealthy ninja outfits? Paul’s wife decided to stop watching this film when she saw
the pirate bum, and started watching instead. Salem We all do impressions of
Patrick Stewart getting a massage from Will Riker. Thanks to Wikipedia and
Revenge of the Ninja we know what a Death Erection is.
Keith Vitali is a former Karate champ and surely not an actor. We have Italian & Japanese stereotypes, let’s add a Native American named, Chief. He’s played by
Don Shanks from . The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams
Professor Toru Tanaka has been in lots of films. He’s a Professor of wrestling? The
Village People are not in this movie. Arden schools us on
caltrops. Kane Kosagi went on to continue starring opposite busty women in
, based on the DOA:Dead or Alive exploitive (NSFW) video game. Better left in the childhood,
, Buck Rogers or the original Greatest American Hero . Battlestar Galactica Recommendations:
, Kung Fu Hustle and the ridiculous Ong Bak . Chocolate More recent Sho Kasagi? Try
. Ninja Assassin
Thanks again to Arden for joining us. Hopefully, he returns real soon to watch some more bad films with us.
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