We frown about bad movies so you don’t have to.

Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon


For the final show of the season Arden and another kung fu film! Though, Paul will argue that it’s not a kung fu movie, but a terribly long 80s music video. Either way, the guys are obviously having a fun time reviewing it. Oh, and there’s a single person in the chat room during the live show. It sounds sad to have only one person, but he’s one of the film’s stars! JOKE’S ON YOU, REST OF THE INTERNET.

Interested in watching this piece of cinema? Choose your flavor below:

On with the show:

Thanks to Arden for joining us on a very funny show. Check out the restaurant he and friends are creating on twitter. There’s a blog for Prairie Noodle Shop as well.

Of course, we need to thank Ernie Reyes Jr. for popping into the chat room. You can find him on twitter, @erniereyesjr. Finally, we have to thank you the audience for indulging us and listening.

The Chopping Mall


It’s the 80s and we love shopping because it’s totally rad! The only thing better than going to the mall is working there! Like wow! In this episode Steve returns to help the guys review the robot morality tale, The Chopping Mall.

Tough one to find for streaming & the rights have passed back and forth between distributors. You can buy the DVD on Amazon if you wish.

Thank you and have a nice day.



Two words, Kevin Kostner. Now you know why we’ve watched this film. Armin Mortazavi, one of the awesome people we met during the Montreal Sauce podcast live from CDM graciously joined us to experience Waterworld.

Where can you watch it? (Or, avoid it?)

Or stream it:

Here’s our notes, although be warned, they got wet and were hard to transcribe:

Thanks to Armin for joining the guys. Check out his “cartoon endeavors” at biasedcat.blogspot.ca. Hopefully, we can get Armin back if he wasn’t scared away by the Kostner film.



Last season we ended the show watching Revenge of the Ninja (http://revengeofthe.ninja/) where guest Arden chose a random page number from Videohound’s Complete Guide to Cult Flicks & Trash Pics. The idea was that we would watch a film from the page he chose. What luck! On that page was Weird Al Yankovic’s UHF

Where can you watch this film? And for once we recommend it.

Stream it on -

Coincidentally, there probably aren’t any UHF stations where you can watch UHF. Check your local listings!

This episode we’re joined by Sally from Sallyannk.com. During the episode she talks about the upcoming One Spark competition. As of posting this show we know she placed 9th in her category!

Stay tuned after the ending theme song - we do some bonus talk about Weird Al trivia and copyright, as well as catch up with Sally’s adventures in up-cycling / recycling / repurposing goods through hand (not mine) crafting. And a double-bonus track at the very end, Paul talks with his daughter Evie just before the show starts.

Thanks for listening! And thanks for taking time to join us again, Sally! Up next, 1995’s Waterworld.



Look at all the amazing comedians in this 1968 film! Surely, it must be hilarious? You’re first clue that the assumption is wrong? We’re watching it for this podcast. Adjust your listening EQ settings on your audio device from pop to Carol Channing and have a listen to the episode.

No streaming of this steaming pile. Watch this film (at your own risk), on Amazon.

The cast:

And on with the show!

Check out Dan’s site, clattertron.com for some rad web comics and thanks for listening. Rate us on iTunes! Thanks for listening.